Computer Errors
1. User Errors: Please Replace User.
2. Virus Scan v1.0: Windows Found. Delete? (Y/N).
3. Your HardDisk has been scanned and all stolen software deleted. The police are on their way.
4. GOVERNMENT.SYS Corrupted. Replace (R), Hide(H), Delete(D).
5. BREAKFAST.SYS Halted please replace MOM.SYS.
6. BREAKFAST.SYS halted...cereal port not responding.
7. COFEE.SYS missing, insert cup in cup holder and press any key to continue.
8. Press any key except...no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE.
9. Bad Command or file name. Go stand in the corner.
10. Smash forehead on Keyboard to continue.
11. File copy Error. Format Disk (Y/Y).
12. This is a message from "God Gates": "Rebooting the world. Please log off!".
13. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del twice now to begin IQ Test.
14. Runtime Error: 6D at 417A:32CF: Incometent User.
15. Error Reading FAT Record. Try the SKINNY one?
16. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
17. WinErr 16547:LPT1 not found. use backup(Pencil and Paper.SYS)
18. Press any key to continue or any other to quit.
19. Computer: An ID ten T Error Occured. press Help, for more info.
(Click, Click)ID ten Error T: Better known as ID 10 T (I D 1 0 T)
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